Of all the Unlikely Things…

…that people do to celebrate American Independence Day, this deserves some kind of prize. Courtney’s parents have decided to investigate the worrying trend that is sweeping the States: the deep-fried turkey. I am terrified at the prospect. What next? Deep-fried cow?

What’s wrong with a nice bit of battered haddock?

Worst thing is, if the turkey isn’t properly defrosted the deep fryer will launch it into orbit, or so I’m told. I’ll try to get pictures.